A downloadable game for Windows

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Ever done something stupid while you were horny?

                               

You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.

                                              

Help! I am REALLY horny! is a highly interactive adventure dating game were you color the tale along the way in unforeseeable ways through your choices and your dick slapping and tit swinging inputs.

  • Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.
  • Lots of cute, dancing genitals.
  • 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.
  • Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.
  • Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.
  • 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.

                                                   

What happens after the game has been released?

First off, thank you for asking. We will make at least one free story DLC that happens outside the main story, and we have plans for more. But, let us be honest, the more games we sell early on, the more free story DLCs we can make. If you want all the news, plus secrets, then follow our Horny Game mailing list on https://www.professionalvillains.com/contact/

StatusReleased
PlatformsWindows
Rating
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(2 total ratings)
AuthorProfessional Villains
GenreAdventure
Tagsartgame, Casual, Dark Humor, Dating Sim, Narrative, Otome, Romance, satire, Singleplayer
LinksSteam

Purchase

Buy Now$4.00 USD or more

In order to download this game you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $4 USD. Your purchase comes with a Steam key. You will get access to the following files:

Help! I am REALLY horny! (updated 22/04/2020) 1 GB

Download demo

Download
Help! I am REALLY horny! - DEMO.zip 646 MB

Development log

Comments

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So i've decided to play the game and tbh it was really funny! 

The story itself, i'm interested how it's gonna develop, the toilet scene still haunts me :D 

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My whole game was bonking pussies in the bathroom if you know what I mean *wink wonk* ARGH

The demo is very promising and offers something else each time you pick a different character and orientation. And the bedroom jam in the club ? Absolutely fantastic ! 

Waiting for the full release !