A downloadable game for Windows

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Because of COVID-19, we have chosen to make this DLC for “Help! I am REALLY horny!” FREE as a standalone game for EVERYONE. If you want to support us, donations or buying the main game (on itch.io or steam) helps us a lot.

Are you ready to mix your own song, dance drunk and maybe solve a murder mystery in your attempts to get laid?


Then jump into this highly interactive adventure dating game where you color the tale along the way in unforeseeable ways through your choices and your tit swinging inputs.

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Rated 2.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
AuthorProfessional Villains
TagsCute, Dark Humor, Dating Sim, Erotic, Hand-drawn, Narrative, Otome, Romance


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How you met your X.zip 208 MB

Development log

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